Oticon RetardHearing Website

Hey Oticon USA: You brag about your “Brain Hearing” but you have a brain-dead website that uses Macromedia’s shit Flash plug-in instead of HTML5. brainflash1Did it ever occur to the stupid fuckwads on your website team that Apple won’t allow Flash on the iPhone because it crashes, and that Flash is blocked on many corporate firewalls — Hopefully your own — because it’s buggy as shit? So, your website project manager had your pro website coded in Bang-a-Whore, err, Bangalore: Do Sanjay and Kumar write the embedded code for your Ilium Sense DSP’s too?!




Memo to Researchers on the Rationalized Arcsine Transform

ArcsineMemo to researchers who rely on the Rationalized Arcsine Transform: If you need to use RAU’s to pick flyshit out of pepper near the ceiling or floor, your study methodology is fucked. Read how scoring QuickSIN was designed, to spread out the results for meaningful analysis; or alternately use something like HINT scoring by varying the SNR so your subjects get 50% correct… And then go back to your drawing board to redesign your bungled study.